I rewrote Wham Rap as Wam Rap Does anyone else have any Wam songs to share
Wam Rap (Enjoy what you do?)
Wam! bam! Woman or man! Mess or no mess, You can't tell me that I'm not. Do! you! Enjoy what you do? If not, just stop! Don't stay there just gunge! Its your goal... Its your goal... I said let, let, let it down, Said let, let, let, it down. Hey everybody take a look at me, I've got wam credibility, I may not have a lot, But I have a gunge time, With the ones that I meet down on the line said, I - just - need mess So if you approve, Well then join in too Hey, jerk, your work This boy's got better things to do Hell, I am always gonna wet get down in the dirt, I choose, not lose. Gonna wam my life, my gunge is rife, Mess is my groove and it is no ruse Messy style from head to toe, Sweet/savoury gonna let you know, I'm a wam boy - I'm a mud boy, Take pleasure in leisure, I believe in joy! Wam! bam! Woman or man! Gunge or no gunge, You can't tell me that I'm not. Do! you! Enjoy what you do? If not, just stop! Don't stay there and rot! Party nights, and wet delights, We splosh some more, from the great heights. Filling shoes, of pretty girls. Boys in leather mess girls in swirls! Hot-damn! everybody, let's play! So they promised you a gunging just say! One, two, three, pie! C'mon everybody, you need to try! Wam! bam! Woman or man! Mess or no mess, You can tell me that I'm hot. Do! you! Enjoy what you do? If not, just splosh Don't stay there and rot! If you're a pub man Or a club man Maybe a mud clay guy with mud at waist high A naked cat with spaghetti hat Maybe leather and studs is where you're at Make the moist of every day Don't let hard times stand in your way Give a wam give a bam but don't give a damn Cos the sploshing gunge you're gonna play! Bucket up high and drench your soul, The boys from wam! will help you cover all. It's gonna trash you when we start, (so sad) Humiliate you with a tart, (too bad) But you'll throw the pie and take my reply, Because I know that you're smart. Can you dig this thing? Yeah! Are you gonna gunge down? Yeah! Say wam! Wam! Say bam! Bam! Wam! bam! Woman or man! Mess or no mess, You can tell me that I'm hot. Do! you! Enjoy what you do? If not, just splosh! Don't stay there and rot! Do you want to wam? Yes Are you gonna have fun? Yeah Said one, two, three, mess, c'mon everybody, Naked or in dress Enjoy what you do? Everybody say wam! Wam! Everybody say wam! bam! Wam! bam! Enjoy what you do?
not sure I am amusing many others but this amuses me
Wam is all around
I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes Wam is all around me And so the feeling grows It's written on the wind It's everywhere I go, oh yes, it is So if you really love me Come on and let it show, oh You know, I love you, I always will My mind's made up By the way that I feel There's no beginning There'll be no end 'Cause on my pies you can depend I see your face before me As I lay on my bed I kinda get to thinking Of all the things you said, oh yes I did You gave your promise to me And I gave mine to you I need someone beside me In everything and I do, oh yes I do You know, I love you, I always will My mind's made up by the Way that I feel There's no beginning There'll be no end 'Cause on my wam you can depend, yeah Got to keep the gunging' Ooh, it's written in the wind Oh, everywhere I go, yeah, ooh well So if you really love me, mess me, wam me Come on and let it show Come on and let it show (Come on and let it) (Come on and let it) Come and let it show, baby (Come on and let it) Come on, come on, come on let it go, baby (Come on and let it) (Come on and let it) Come on and let it show Come on and let it show, baby Come on and let it show
I'm looking for real song lyrics you choose to interpret as being about WAM - even if that's not the artist's intended meaning.
(Def Leppard counts, but we all know that one!)
Cover Me by Bruce Springsteen includes "Well I'm looking for a lover who will come on in and cover me"
Chaeri by Magdalena Bay includes the line "September started sweet, then winter got so mean - The fruit left on my sheets"
Hunny Hunny by Book of Love includes the line "sunny sunny, just like honey, pour all over me"
Chocolate by The 1975: "Oh my hair smells like chocolate"
Ice Cream by Blackpink & Selena Gomez: lots of the lyrics could apply Look so good, yeah, look so sweet, Lookin' good enough to eat
WAP by Cardi B: "Bring a bucket and a mop ----- Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet ass pussy"
Peanut Butter Jelly Time by the Buckwheat Boyz: Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat
Gooey by Glass Animals: You just wanna know those peanut butter vibes
Rio by Duran Duran: Cherry Ice Cream Smile, I suppose it's very nice
We Will Rock You - by Queen: You got mud on your face, big disgrace Somebody better put you back into your place
Walkin' in the Rain - by Oran "Juice" Jones Hey, hey baby how ya doin'? Come on in here Got some hot chocolate on the stove waiting for you
Judy in Disguise - by John Fred and his Playboy Band: Judy in disguise, well that's what you are A lemonade pie with your brand new car Cantaloupe eyes come to me tonight
Hit Me Baby One More Time - by Brittany - The title works great for pies, and the lyrics could describe an intense WAM session: Oh baby, baby The reason I breathe is you Boy, you got me blinded Oh, pretty baby There's nothing that I wouldn't do It's not the way I planned it Show me how you want it to be
...I don't really understand what the hell they are trying to run after when such a wave of water is moving towards you, as in the third video - but let it remain "unsolved intent of the artist"...
One that I've had in my head for years: to the tune of "Money" (in the Josie and the Pussycats punk-rock style)
(......This is to all you Sploshers out there....)
The best things in life are clean But you can give them to the birds and bees I want it MESSY That's what I want That what I waaant, yeah, that's what I want
Gettin' messy gives me a thrill So pull my pants out and give them a fill Make me messy That's what I want That's what waaant, yeah, that's what I want
Messing isn't everything it's true But if I don't then I'll be feeling blue Get me dirrrty, That's what I want That's what I waaant, oh yeah yeah, that's just what I want
Oh so messy Wet and Messy Make me messsssy That's what I want That's what I waaant, yeah, that's what I want
Here's a song I think of. I feel like there needs to be a messy photo series or video inspired by the lyrics! Colors by Marc Robillard: https://youtu.be/5d1KY370IeQ
And some music videos I love and think this community will like.
This tune is a bit wam tune because it was composed specifically to be the soundtrack for this portion of a wam custom which I released on YouTube. I went to Mitomoro and asked them to make a song that blended elements of happy hardcore and ragtime piano. The result was the perfect accompaniment to the silent film style slapstick. I'm working with a few other musicians for more major videos!
Hush- Deep Purple Paint it black-The Rolling stones Slippery when wet- Commodores Rock Candy- Montrose One last breath- Creed Breakfast in bed- Mayor Hawthorne Even flow- Pearl Jam Fever for the flava- Hot action cop So Fresh, So clean- Outkast Stuck in the middle with you- Stealers wheel D.A.N.C.E- Justice
maxcd said: not sure I am amusing many others but this amuses me
Wam is all around
I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes Wam is all around me And so the feeling grows It's written on the wind It's everywhere I go, oh yes, it is So if you really love me Come on and let it show, oh You know, I love you, I always will My mind's made up By the way that I feel There's no beginning There'll be no end 'Cause on my pies you can depend I see your face before me As I lay on my bed I kinda get to thinking Of all the things you said, oh yes I did You gave your promise to me And I gave mine to you I need someone beside me In everything and I do, oh yes I do You know, I love you, I always will My mind's made up by the Way that I feel There's no beginning There'll be no end 'Cause on my wam you can depend, yeah Got to keep the gunging' Ooh, it's written in the wind Oh, everywhere I go, yeah, ooh well So if you really love me, mess me, wam me Come on and let it show Come on and let it show (Come on and let it) (Come on and let it) Come and let it show, baby (Come on and let it) Come on, come on, come on let it go, baby (Come on and let it) (Come on and let it) Come on and let it show Come on and let it show, baby Come on and let it show
Hi
That's pretty corny...but awfully cute.
We seem to have the same taste in song parodies, Though mine's probably cornier.