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| Belle and Jess share a sensual, sexy custard playtime, a scene so hot it will warm the chilliest custard! Starring:  | ||||
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| It's Messy Quiz time with Beth and Jess! And it's slapstick 'custard' pies, with Jess as your harsh quiz Hostess and Beth on the receiving end. So, it's game face on, boobs out, and try and avoid the pies! Starring:  | ||||
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| Kitten loves getting dommed by Jess and especially loves it when she is dommed with tasty treats--in this case, freezing cold custard! A treat so cold it's guaranteed to bring her out in goosebumps.
Or some sort of bumps! Starring: | ||||
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| Charlie Monaco drops in on the Splosh House to squish some cakes and to let Jess rub all that cakey goodness into her big boobs! Starring: | ||||
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| Poor Atlanta is at the mercy of Princess Jess, and what does Princess Jess like to do? Why, she likes pushing the faces of silly girls into piles of beans, spaghetti and mushy peas!
Oh, and covering them in ketchup.
I think we can all relate to Pr... Starring: | ||||
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| Bonnie Belotti is back, and this time Jess has stuck her in the corner--the custard corner, to be precise! Bonnie loved this set, she loved the warm silky custard as it slowly covered her head; she loved the feel of it on her boobs, and the sensatio... Starring:  | ||||
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| The super sexy Belle O'Hara is in the Splosh House, and Jess has a messy quiz in store for her first time with us at Messy Angel. So, settle down and see how Belle gets on as she not only faces ketchup, mushy peas, beans, spaghetti hoops and the pro... Starring: | ||||
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| A new Angel making her debut, and what better way than on her knees, sucking Jess's 'cock' and getting a faceful of cream! Starring: | ||||
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| Tina Kay is back at the Splosh House and is in the mood for some fun and a workout. Jess has the ideal solution for combining both! Starring: | ||||
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| Jess is 'pet' training, and like all good Mistresses, she knows the value of punishment and treats, and in this case, the punishments are pies filled with soup, beans and spaghetti. The treats, though, include freezing cold yoghurt, and the only way... Starring: | ||||
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| Louisa lu is back at Splosh school for her second lesson, and she has dressed for the occasion in sexy black and pink stripy stockings and matching underwear. Jess decorates our tasty dish with cream, yoghurt, raspberry sauce, trifle and custard! Starring: | ||||
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| Busty blonde Gina is back and this time Jess is filling her pantyhose and then ripping them open!
Some of the goodies destined for Gina's 'pot' are beans, spaghetti, salad cream, gherkins, hot dogs, meatballs and gravy. All mixing together in a nice... Starring: | ||||
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| Join dark-haired beauty, Shay London, as she relaxes on the sofa and enjoys a hot and sensual custard cum! Starring: | ||||
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| Splosh virgin, Jeanie started off with some cake sitting to ease her in, now, it's time to get a bit more serious, so lesson two is some overall covering with Jess paying special attention to Jeanie's great boobs! Starring: | ||||
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| Bob is back with his experiment to see how much our girls enjoy getting messy.
Each girl gets to decide what she would like to be covered with and whether to do it topless. Beth went first and next up is Jess who opts for green slime.
So just how t... Starring: | ||||
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| Jess considers herself the reigning swimsuit filling champ, so Charlie can expect no favours, lots of crowing and a fair amount of cheating as our girls go head to head with cream, custard, spaghetti and bottles of brown sauce! Starring: | ||||
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| Stand by for a sensual, sexy splosh from our lady in black (and in cream, yellow and red), Jess West. From rice pudding in her super sexy bra and panties to custard in her gorgeous stockings and a gooey chocolate trifle over her boobs, all topped of... Starring: | ||||
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| Jess enrolls another new pupil into Splosh School, and this week it is the sweet, innocent Kitten. Butter wouldn't melt in that mouth.
When asked why she wanted to go to Splosh School, Kitten replies, 'because I'm a fucking food whore!'
Ah.
Turns... Starring: | ||||
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| Lara returns for a more advanced lesson at Splosh School. For today's class, Lara is wearing lingerie and stockings and starts with custard, followed by pots of chocolate yoghurt, rice pudding down her panties, strawberry sauce over her 'tasty' nipp... Starring: | ||||
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| Splosh School kicks off a new term with WAM virgin and all-round hottie Louisa Lu taking her first sploshing lesson with Jess West. Custard is poured, knickers are filled, and there is even a newbie cream pie for Louisa at the end! Starring: | ||||
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| Another new Angel and a brand new Splosh House, or just a refurb? Shay London rocks up to find out what it's like to have spaghetti, peas, fruit cocktail, gherkins, ketchup and beans poured in her pantyhose, Jess West has a nipple cocktail and Shay... Starring: | ||||
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| A trip down memory lane with a fresh-faced Jess West in a pink onesie, prepping for a messy session and then watching herself getting covered with custard, chocolate, cake batter and cream before enjoying a nice sploshy cum! Starring: | ||||
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| Tina Kay debuts on Messy Angel and is faced with a quickfire quiz! Every wrong answer means Tina will have either spaghetti, beans or ravioli dumped on her and waiting at the end is the jug of doom--but hold on, there is a last-minute catch! A rock... Starring:  | ||||
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| Gina joins Jess for a hot, sexy 'playtime' on the sofa, and playtime for Gina means filling her bra and panties with custard, stripping naked and then filling her pussy with custard and getting herself off! Starring: | ||||
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| Jess is on a mission to get as many girls into Splosh School, and her latest target is Jeanie who is a total newbie and very nervous! That being the case, Jess thought a round of cake sitting would help Jeanie get that sploshing 'vibe'! Starring: | ||||
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| We welcome another new Angel, the lovely Lara, who has already dipped her toe into the messy side of things and now wants to find out more about sploshing and where better than at Jess West's School for Sploshing! Starring: | ||||
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| We step back in time with the gorgeous Honey B! Our sexy sploshing star was so hooked on WAM that she was compelled to break into the Splosh House and started shovelling all sorts of goodies over her head and into her bra, panties and jeans before m... Starring:  | ||||
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| Sister Jess has a sploshing confession to make which seems to involve three hail mary's and pouring custard in her knickers!
Clearly, Sister Jess has picked up some rather bad habits. Starring: | ||||
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| Another busty star in Jess's Custard Corner! This time we have Terri Lou and her 32HH boobs enjoying a sensual and sexy time with Jess in the corner with her cartons of custard! Starring: | ||||
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| Charlie Monaco returns to Splosh School for a messy quick-fire quiz, which turns out to be not quite as 'quick-fire' as the name suggests! So, will Charlie get the questions right? Has she done her homework? Or will Jess get to pour beans over Cha... Starring: | ||||
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| Naughty schoolgirl Jess is home alone and sets up her own sploshing 'pitfalls' with custard, cream and rice pudding to ensure a satisfying 'climax.' Starring: | ||||
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| Jess puts on her party dress and celebrates her birthday with her favourite cakes, a few friends and of course you, her messy fans.
So guys put on your party hat and join in the fun! Starring: | ||||
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| Our key workers need to grab some fun when they can, so Nurse Jess is doing a spot of sploshing and knicker filling with custard, peach slices and jelly. Nurse Jess even asks for some suggestions at the end.
Will she regret asking? Oh yes! Starring: | ||||
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| Jess has invited Charlie over for a splosh session in Custard Corner and is looking forward to covering Charlie's awesome boobs in lots and lots of custard.
Oh, and to grab a quick nibble on them while doing so! Starring: | ||||
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| Jess has found some custard! And within minutes, Jess is stripping off and covering herself in the amber gold as we bring you a raunchy masturbatory episode of Jess's lockdown diary.
You will need a lie down after this one. Starring: | ||||
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| Jess welcomes Bonnie Bellotti to the Splosh House for some sexy cake sitting.
From raspberry cheesecakes to fudgy chocolate, Bonnie squishes them all with her sexy ass and sweet pussy, andBonnie gets to eat the occasional pussy squashed raspberry or... Starring: | ||||
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| Sloth Part I
The Splosh House is in lockdown and Beth and Jess have let lethargy and sloth overwhelm themwill they even make it to the end of this episode?
Sloth Part ii
beth and Jess manage to rouse themselves enough to continue sploshing but w... Starring: | ||||
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| T'was the night before Christmas when good girls dream of being bad. Starring: | ||||
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| Jessrecorded a video diary oflife in lockdown at the Splosh House and we join her in week one with shortages in the stores forcing Jess to raid the cupboards to create a messy party mix in her pantyhose with kidney beans, mac 'n' cheese, olives, bean... Starring: | ||||
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| Our sin today is Gluttony, and 'chef' Jess is our sinful example as she gets stuck into the cream and cakes. Starring: | ||||
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| Jess loves hosting our messy quiz nights, and in this episode, we have Lucy Lauren trying to keep her clothes on and avoid the slime. Lucy's other ambition is to play her 'joker' at the right time, answer the question and gunge Jess. An ambition that... Starring:  | ||||
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| A new series in which we explore the seven deadly (sploshing) sins and our first messy sin is... Lust.
Jess in a tight dress, no panties and bright red lipstick is on the bed and gripped by lust. Lust for slime, lust for her favourite dildo and a lu... Starring: | ||||
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| A new Angel and new swimsuits as Lucy Lauren gets to experience the sweet sensations of spaghetti, trifle, yoghurt, custard, gunge and rice pudding sliding down inside her swimsuit. Jess does her 'best' to help Lucy, and by 'best', we, of course, me... Starring: | ||||
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| All our new Angels go to Splosh School and Emily was no exception as Jess instructs her newest pupil on the art of cake sitting, including an impromptu demonstration of the best way to squish the cakes or as a layperson would call it... 'sitting'.
E... Starring:  | ||||
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| Alison, aka Missy Wild, makes her Messy Angel debut on our chilly winter quiz with ice-cold custard, yoghurt and trifle on the menu but with an outside chance of warming herself up with a bucket of doom... unless of course, she beats Jess over the tw... Starring:  | ||||
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| This is what happens when you shoot a chocolate Easter film, forget to release it and then make it a pre-Xmas treat with all references to Easter subtly edited out so no one will notice (fingers crossed).
So enjoy our Easter, no strike that, pre-Xma... Starring:  | ||||
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| New girl Emily Blake enrolls at Splosh School, but Jess doubts that this glamorous WAM virgin will make the grade. Jess wonders if she should ease Emily in gently or go a bit more full-on. Spoiler: Jess goes full-on. Proving yet again what a bad infl... Starring: | ||||
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| Anna in the tiniest bikini top in custard corner and Jess having a crush on Anna in her tiny top covered in custard is the story behind this messy offering.
Jess just can't keep her eyes or hands off Anna as she covers this busty babe in custard and... Starring:  | ||||
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| "Welcome to the Kismet Cafe where your dish of choice is in the hands of the Gods... "
Well in the hands of Jess as she rolls the dice to see what dish will be served on you. 'Spaghetti Oohh'? 'Browned off Sauce'? Or maybe 'Mac N Cheese with a Sou... Starring:  | ||||
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| It's a warm Messy Angel welcome to Anna, who makes her sploshing debut with a spot of swimsuit filling but this time with a savoury twist with spaghetti hoops, spaghetti strands and mac 'n' cheese on the menu. The hoops go down (and out!) nicely, th... Starring: | ||||
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