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| Naughty schoolgirl Jess is home alone and sets up her own sploshing 'pitfalls' with custard, cream and rice pudding to ensure a satisfying 'climax.' Starring:  | ||||
Love you, too
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| Lucy sneaks away from an actual party to have some sploshing fun and celebrate Jess's birthday.
We think Lucy is holding her splosh party in the cellar. Location to be confirmed! Starring:  | ||||
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| Jess's birthday party continues as we join Satine pouring custard down her dress, yoghurt in her knickers and smooshing cake in her face! Starring:  | ||||
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| Jess puts on her party dress and celebrates her birthday with her favourite cakes, a few friends and of course you, her messy fans.
So guys put on your party hat and join in the fun! Starring: | ||||
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| We join Lucy as she drops her towel and steps into the shower to cover herself in custard. Our blonde beauty is turned on by the silky smooth mess on her skin, and she can't resist playing with herself to a satisfying finish. Starring: | ||||
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| Our key workers need to grab some fun when they can, so Nurse Jess is doing a spot of sploshing and knicker filling with custard, peach slices and jelly. Nurse Jess even asks for some suggestions at the end.
Will she regret asking? Oh yes! Starring: | ||||
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| Jess has invited Charlie over for a splosh session in Custard Corner and is looking forward to covering Charlie's awesome boobs in lots and lots of custard.
Oh, and to grab a quick nibble on them while doing so! Starring: | ||||
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| Jess has found some custard! And within minutes, Jess is stripping off and covering herself in the amber gold as we bring you a raunchy masturbatory episode of Jess's lockdown diary.
You will need a lie down after this one. Starring: | ||||
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| Jess welcomes Bonnie Bellotti to the Splosh House for some sexy cake sitting.
From raspberry cheesecakes to fudgy chocolate, Bonnie squishes them all with her sexy ass and sweet pussy, andBonnie gets to eat the occasional pussy squashed raspberry or... Starring:  | ||||
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| Sloth Part I
The Splosh House is in lockdown and Beth and Jess have let lethargy and sloth overwhelm themwill they even make it to the end of this episode?
Sloth Part ii
beth and Jess manage to rouse themselves enough to continue sploshing but w... Starring:  | ||||
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| T'was the night before Christmas when good girls dream of being bad. Starring: | ||||
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| The model is Scarlett, the location is our Splosh Studio and the Producers--well, that's Bob and Miss T.
Join us as set up the shoot, and then film Scarlett splashing around in her pool with custard, slime, yoghurt and chocolate before cumming at th... Starring:  | ||||
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| We arranged and recorded a live feed with Satine as she performs a sexy sploshing striptease in her kitchen with chocolate, cream pies, custard and sticky sauce--and then puts her messy underwear back on! So take it away Satine! Starring: | ||||
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| A flickering fluorescent light and a squalid basement sees our 'moody angel' enjoying a cigarette before dipping her foot into some gunge, and then getting down to some sploshing fun with custard, trifle and more gunge! | ||||
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| Jessrecorded a video diary oflife in lockdown at the Splosh House and we join her in week one with shortages in the stores forcing Jess to raid the cupboards to create a messy party mix in her pantyhose with kidney beans, mac 'n' cheese, olives, bean... Starring: | ||||
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| Jessica, a lovely lass from Yorkshire, England, in her gunge audition scene. Jessica was so excited she forgot to take her glasses off. She also struggled to keep her dress in place. Not that Miss T minded, but then she never does! | ||||
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| Our sin today is Gluttony, and 'chef' Jess is our sinful example as she gets stuck into the cream and cakes. Starring: | ||||
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| It is the night for surprises as Maleficent chastises an errant Wood Nymph only for the Nymph to use the night's special properties to turn the tables and place Maleficent under her spell.
Forced to do the Wood Nymph's bidding Maleficent is humiliat... Starring:  | ||||
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| In which we find out just how much our girls 'enjoy' the feel of mess on them and the reactions it provokes. Bob is keen to run this experiment to see how turned on they get and first up is Beth who gets to pick her mess of choice. So just how turn... Starring: | ||||
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| Jess loves hosting our messy quiz nights, and in this episode, we have Lucy Lauren trying to keep her clothes on and avoid the slime. Lucy's other ambition is to play her 'joker' at the right time, answer the question and gunge Jess. An ambition that... Starring: | ||||
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| A new series in which we explore the seven deadly (sploshing) sins and our first messy sin is... Lust.
Jess in a tight dress, no panties and bright red lipstick is on the bed and gripped by lust. Lust for slime, lust for her favourite dildo and a lu... Starring: | ||||
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| A new Angel and new swimsuits as Lucy Lauren gets to experience the sweet sensations of spaghetti, trifle, yoghurt, custard, gunge and rice pudding sliding down inside her swimsuit. Jess does her 'best' to help Lucy, and by 'best', we, of course, me... Starring: | ||||
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| All our new Angels go to Splosh School and Emily was no exception as Jess instructs her newest pupil on the art of cake sitting, including an impromptu demonstration of the best way to squish the cakes or as a layperson would call it... 'sitting'.
E... Starring:  | ||||
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| Alison, aka Missy Wild, makes her Messy Angel debut on our chilly winter quiz with ice-cold custard, yoghurt and trifle on the menu but with an outside chance of warming herself up with a bucket of doom... unless of course, she beats Jess over the tw... Starring:  | ||||
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| It is Danielle's turn to invite you to bed and join her in a vlogging session as she gets to grip with holding the camera and getting messy with cakes and custard. Get ready for more giggles and crazy angles with Jess being very unhelpful as Danielle... Starring: | ||||
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| This is what happens when you shoot a chocolate Easter film, forget to release it and then make it a pre-Xmas treat with all references to Easter subtly edited out so no one will notice (fingers crossed).
So enjoy our Easter, no strike that, pre-Xma... Starring:  | ||||
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| New girl Emily Blake enrolls at Splosh School, but Jess doubts that this glamorous WAM virgin will make the grade. Jess wonders if she should ease Emily in gently or go a bit more full-on. Spoiler: Jess goes full-on. Proving yet again what a bad infl... Starring: | ||||
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| The irrepressible Sophia having had fun with gunge and sat on some cakes, is on a quest for more sploshing excitement, this time with cream, custard, chocolate and a pink dildo! Starring:  | ||||
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| Anna in the tiniest bikini top in custard corner and Jess having a crush on Anna in her tiny top covered in custard is the story behind this messy offering.
Jess just can't keep her eyes or hands off Anna as she covers this busty babe in custard and... Starring:  | ||||
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| "Welcome to the Kismet Cafe where your dish of choice is in the hands of the Gods... "
Well in the hands of Jess as she rolls the dice to see what dish will be served on you. 'Spaghetti Oohh'? 'Browned off Sauce'? Or maybe 'Mac N Cheese with a Sou... Starring: | ||||
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| It's a warm Messy Angel welcome to Anna, who makes her sploshing debut with a spot of swimsuit filling but this time with a savoury twist with spaghetti hoops, spaghetti strands and mac 'n' cheese on the menu. The hoops go down (and out!) nicely, th... Starring: | ||||
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| Jess invites you into bed to join her in a vlogging session, and yes, it's just like being there with her. Get ready for gaffes, giggles, and crazy angles between her legs as Jess brings you a different perspective to sploshing, and vlogging, in her... Starring: | ||||
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| Beth has come clean to Jess. Well, not "clean" exactly but Beth thinks she may have a problem. A splosh addiction problem. Sploshing is all Beth thinks about. From the moment she wakes up, during the day at work and when she gets home. Beth finds h... Starring: | ||||
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| First, we had Brook, and now we have Satine catching up on some nap time on the Splosh House sofa.
But Jess has other plans and starts to pour custard over the sleeping Satine, who loves waking up to silky smooth custard being drizzled all over her! Starring: | ||||
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| Two girls, two swimsuits and a 'fill off' to see who can pour the most goo down the others swimsuit.
Simple enough yet it was chaos. Brook is a force of nature, Jess is not happy with the constant rule changes and Bob and Miss T are laughing too har... Starring:  | ||||
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| One of Jess's many fans has asked for a raunchy webcam session with cakes and custard. Jess loves cakes, so she eagerly sets up the front room in the Splosh House, fires up the webcam and has a fun time smearing her body and burying her face in lots... Starring: | ||||
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| Jess is locked and loaded, and Beth is nervous, which can only mean one thing. Dice with Fate is back, and Beth's messy fate depends on the roll of Jess's dice.
The dress code is tight t-shirt, shorts, long white socks and pumps. Jess has lined up 6... Starring: | ||||
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| And we head back to the Splosh House where Brook is grabbing some z's on the sofa and Jess offers to help relax Brook with some cartons of custard and pots of pink goo...
... but the trouble with relaxing through sploshing is that Brook also finds i... Starring: | ||||
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| It's Kayla's turn to try the swimsuit filling challenge and beat Jess's attempt. The trick is to get the order right. Do you start with cream or trifle? Custard or rice pudding? Jess, of course, knows the best sequence but do you think she will let... Starring:  | ||||
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| Beth and Jess are relaxing in the Splosh House, catching up and discussing what to do next. Card Games? Board Games? Drinking Games? Or watching a movie and chatting about hot film stars, remakes that shouldn't be and seriously what happened to Th... Starring: | ||||
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| We welcome back an old favourite but with a brand new Angel and WAM virgin the lovely Chelsey!
And it's an old favourite with a difference as we reboot the format and add a degree of peril for our hostess Jess.
You know the premise of the game. 10... Starring: | ||||
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| Roxi takes you naughty boys in hand as she teases you into taking out your cock and milking it for her pleasure, with Jess pouring jugs of white slime over Roxi's gorgeous body to get you in the mood.
Not to be missed! Starring:  | ||||
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| Lola continues her sploshing adventure with an invite to Jess's Custard Corner where in addition to cartons of the yellow nectar Jess has prepared a few jugs of her homemade custard for Lola to enjoy.
Miss T and Bob get up close with some funky came... Starring:  | ||||
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| At Messy Angel we love our fun and games and we have another cracker in store for you as Jess has Kayla Louise over to play Guess the Mess, the game where the lovely Kayla is blind-folded, has all sorts of exotic substances poured into her pantyhose... Starring: | ||||
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| It's round two of our epic gameshow!
Satine and Jess are excited, nervous and to be honest smell of salad cream and beans.
New sets of questions have been chosen. Jess has complained that Miss T is biased. Miss T is having trouble with her intro, J... Starring: | ||||
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| It's fun, thrills and spills as Satine and Jess play Splosh, Rummage or Feel.
Each girl gets the chance to either splosh their opponent, have a quick rummage or cop a feel, or sometimes more than one, but first, they have to answer the question from... Starring: | ||||
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| Roxi Lloyd is up for some swimsuit filling as she aims to do better than Jess, although the chances of that happening with Jess on hand to do some 'sneaky sabotage' aren't high!
So how will Roxi get on with yoghurt, custard, trifle, rice pudding and... Starring: | ||||
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| Beth was last seen having a lovely splosh while watching her favourite program with Jess asleep beside her. Jess wakes up to see Beth all nice and messy and decides to snuggle up her friend and join in the fun with a custard smooch and a nibble on B... Starring: | ||||
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| Lola Rae is excited to be our latest Messy Angel and Jess wants to make sure Lola enjoys her first messy experience by having her sit on, and squish and smoosh creamy cakes. Lola figures a skimpy bikini is the correct dress code for cake sitting, bu... Starring: | ||||
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| Jess settles down to her favourite cook along program on the sploshing channel, and chocolate cupcakes filled with peanut butter is the dish of the day.
Starting with a 'clean base' Jess begins smearing herself in peanut butter and then pours on the... Starring: | ||||
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